Players: Catkin (Fic), Gowyn (Devine), Rory (Wan), Theo (Zalac), Naomi (Morels)
-Rory pulls Sai the rabbit out of their bag
-…only for Sai to finally catch up with us
-Rory has been carrying a random rabbit around this whole time
-…We don’t have a plan
-There is a Tarwayar that may or may not be alive behind a wall
-“I can’t even sniff myself”, Catkin
-After a painfully long deliberation we decide to cross the bridge
-We make it 3/4 of the way across before we hear what might be snoring… might be growling
-We decide to proceed with caution, all sneakily
-…
-Rory is the only stealthy person in the party
-Catkin trips
-Sai trips on Catkin
-…Gowyn trips on the Catkin and Sai pileup
-The ice cracks. Loudly.
-…The monster wakes up
-We see antlers and a skull rise above the 10
-…Zalac arrives in time to watch this travesty
-Combat begins
-Rory moves first???
-Rory pulls the 20 metre rope out of their bag and gives one end to Naomi
-And then runs 20 metres away
-…hoping to trip up this 10 metre tall behemoth of a monster
-Naomi is… confused
-The rope is caught on a wall slightly, so they manoeuvre to free it properly
-Naomi and Rory are now standing 15 metres apart in a field, holding a rope
-The monster lets out a horrifying roar, and stuns Rory
-It sprints at the aforementioned stunned Rory and Slashes
-It misses
-It kicks out in frustration
-Rory takes it on the chin but gets knocked back 5 metres
-They keep hold of the rope, and there is still 5 metres of slack
-Sai uses magical assessment and determines that this is a cold magic creature, and as such immune to cold magic
-Gowyn is dissapointed to learn this, only to remember that they have Fire now
-Gowyn hides behind a wall and hits the monster with A Big Freaking Fire Blast (with a poem)
-Catkin runs to Rory and Holds their action…
-Sheep hides behind the wall next to Gowyn
-The monster is pissed
-The tarwayar summons an icy armour
-It moves towards where… everyone except Catkin and Rory are
-Ginger headbuts the beast
-Zalac casts sudden speed and freaking bolts for the gate
-Ciaran tries to cast a gloom beam.
-It blows up in their face
-Rory and Catkin cast a spell together with a poem
-Catkin creates balls of air
-Rory fills them with light
-Catkin yeets them into the creature’s eyes
-Rory then moves to pull the rope taut
-Naomi drops the rope and freaking nails the tarwayar with an arrow
-They pick the rope back up
-The Tarwayar does not trip. It goes right at Gowyn
-It grabs Gowyn
-It swallows Gowyn whole and starts draining their energy
-Sai casts spontanious combustion, hurting the monster but failing to catch it alight
-Gowyn tries to use fire magic to burn the beast from within…
-The spell doesn’t work all to well, more energy is drained, but some of the ice armour melts
-Gowyn remembers that monsters can consume more than just it’s preferred flavour of magic
-Sheep tries to headbut the monster, having seen what it did to Gowyn
-She tries her best but it doesn’t work. Gowyn is crying out for her to run
-The monster picks up Sheep
-While they scream, Gowyn sees Sheep the goat transform into a child
-Said child, the small goblin-like goat nymph wearing an identical outfit to Gowyn, gets swallowed much like Gowyn did.
-Ginger hurls themself in a bodyslam
-Calaz leaps from their talisman, and Zalac reaches the gate
-The find an inscription in the language of Golems, a Cobalus type script, and what seems to be a phonetic transcription into English
-Zalac reads it, it glows, and it Seems to be light magic that they can’t use
-They call Rory to come help,
-…but Rory is aware that Gowyn and Sheep are in mortal peril
-Calaz uses thunder fang!
-It’s super effective!
-It bites with a lightning enhanced attack
-Ciaran uses a lightning spell, and hits it. The monster is stunned
-Rory drops the rope, runs at it and Hits with the axe
-It hurts like fuck
-Naomi nails it with an arrow.
-It also hurts, but not like fuck
-The monster drains energy from Gowyn and Sheep
-It lets out another horrific roar, stunning Calaz, Rory, and Sheep
-It emits an blast of Cold Air, hurting those around it and making fire and lightning spells more energy intensive to cast
-Sai makes it spontaniously combust again and Wow that hurts
-Gowyn smashes a potion of blindness against the monster’s innards
-Catkin tries to attack but is unsucessful
-Sheep tries to kick the monster, but stumbles and hits Gowyn. Gowyn is quick to reassure her that they’re fine
-The monster tries to crush Calaz. By now it has pulled just about every last drop of energy from Gowyn
-Ginger once more takes flight like a raccoon-based missile
-Or maybe a dart
-Zalac tries to shoot the monster from the gate, but misses
-Ciaran stabs it. Every little helps
-Rory freaking shatters the beast with a great blow to it’s let
-Sheep and Gowyn fall as the monster disappears
-The skull falls, landing over Gowyn and Sheep
-Rory gets the Gelu stone from the monster and offers it to Gowyn
-Sheep snatches the shiny rock and seems like they want to eat it
-Gowyn trades them a ration for it, and Sheep happily munches it
-Gowyn gets pulled out of the skull and flops into the snow
-Rory gives Gowyn a drink of energy potion
-Sheep wants uppies
-Rory lifts them out
-Sheep bites their arm and nudges Gowyn to get up
-We approach the gates
-Gowyn can indeed confirm that the Cobalus script is like the English transcription
-Also that this was written in the same way as the spells back in Ashmorth
-Rory, holding hands with Catkin, says the magic words
-Rory and Naomi, in their reflection, look like Golems
-The door outlines everyone that looks like Golems in white
-And everyone else in black
-The doors start opening, then stops
-The goop did this!
-The non-goop drinkers back away
-The doors slowly start opening
-Gowyn munches on some food and water
-Sheep munches on her ration
-Sai asks Gowyn about the 15 gold they owe them
-Gowyn has 4. Sheep offers an additional gold piece
-The gates are fully open, and the non-goopers emerge from behind the rock that’s concealing them
-The gates start to close
-Everyone runs
-Except Gowyn, who can just about muster a jog, and Sheep who’s holding Gowyn’s hand
-We make it inside and realise the sky is getting dark
-We consider camping by the gates to rest
-We do NOT suggest ambushing the expedition group