Players: Barrels (Gowyn), Barrels (Catkin), Barrels (Rory), Barrels (Diana), Barrels (Naomi)
-Woke up in the inn
-No deer guy
-A wild Naomi appears
-We go to the dragon stables because no planes
-Scaly fire horses
-We look for Matteo
-Catkin is… dragon sized?
-Carriages are well designed carriages, with glider wings and retractable wheels, also a bunch of purple magic- air, but need the dragon to fly
-Fic has twice as much cake as expected
-Rory approaches someone who has Been Through It
-She leads us to someone who may or may not be the right Matteo
-We’re getting the backstage tour
-Matteo is an encharmi
-The woman is still Done(tm)
-Matteo recognised us by… the goat?
-Matteo is chill, and takes us to see their dragon
-She - the dragon - is very pettable… for Gowyn and Catkin
-She spits a puff of fire at Rory and Naomi (Who pushes Rory in front of her)
-We all pay and eagerly board the carriage
-We’re flying with the Ryanair of Lower Earth
-Dragon Dragon Dragon Dragon Dragon!!!
-…Diana has been here the whole time apparently
-And managed to dodge the 10 gold fee in the process
-A bit of turbulence, nothing to worry about
-Pretty Scenery!
-Rory is still covered in soot
-Catkin draws a penis across Rory’s face
-There isn’t a toilet up here
-Rory eats a rock, Gowyn makes a shadow illusion
-We eat, drink, and land
-all seems… well?
-We are too poor for this place
-To the campsite probably-
-We all stand guard around Rory and Sheep
-We probably came closer to being robbed by standing guard
-Naomi was just chilling
-Matteo is intimidated
-Rory is still oblivious to the penis
-Another rock is consumed, and another shadow cast
-Uh oh, the goat is Concerned
-…The carriage might explode, but the weather’s all good?
-Only Naomi and Ginger realise though
-We all notice a very loud screech though
-Shit
-We’re falling- dragon’s gone
-Rory leaves a soot smudge in the shoe of his face on the window
-Catkin and… maybe Diana… use magic and we’re gliding
-Naomi flies out
-Gowyn tries to take Sheep and grapple with dark magic
-Catkin is carrying Rory bridal style and tries to float
-Diana is now floating in the air… with no way down
-Naomi hits a tree branch square on, and tries to make the leaves big to catch themself
-They slide down a leaf slide
-Survived!
-Gowyn whips a branch, Tarzan swings off it, and is going very quickly across the ground
-Takes a tumble, ouch, but the goat is mostly just displeased
-Rory slams their axe into a tree and catches themself
-Catkin keeps falling and takes Rory’s trousers with them, and lands in quicksand Rory made
-Diana swims to the ground
-They’re fine
-We reunite on the ground with minmal fuss
-We go to the crash sight
-Matteo is fucked, the carriage is fucked, we are fucked
-Catkin climbs a tree, gets startled by a snake, and launches both Matteo’s possible corpse and the snake away with magic
-There’s another tree gap vaugely east
-Dragon landing??
-Dragon!
-Dragon’s fucked
-The dragon was *attacked*, and has a slash to it’s neck
-The attacker is… gone
Journey Phase
-Navigator: Gowyn
-Hunter: Catkin, Rory, Naomi
-Lookout: Diana, Ginger
-Moral Support: Sheep
-Gowyn did not realise he was in charge now
-We walk for a bit
-Rory hunts
-…and finds a flower?
-Noboody knows what it is
-Rory eats it… and nothing happens immediately?
-…It’s probably fine
-We walk for a bit more
-Catkin hunts
-…and gets stuck in a spiderweb. A very big one
-They escape
-Rory shows that spiderweb who’s boss
-We walk further
-Ginger Looks
-Mushroom cave!
-Some mushrooms are picked
-Rory eats a bunch
-We walk
-Diana observes
-Dead guy (Not Matteo)
-Choked on an avocado maybe…
-Walk
-It’s midnight now
-Naomi hunts
-We find a camp
-They are Caipora- nomads of the forest
-They seem impressed we’re alive and let us stay the night
-We eat and drink and sleep
-The Caipora move on, all is well
New day
-We Venture further onwards
-Catkin hunts
-Ooh mystery diary- treasure hunter’s
-We can’t read it
-picture of some kind of pillar
-We take one step
-Ginger looks around
-It’s an incredibly localised rainstorm
-We take one step again
-Diana finds the pillar
-PILLAR WITH TREASURE!
-Very pretty jewel with a hook
-Catkin is wearing it as an earring
-(“We’re going to come back to this later”)
-There are words on the earring pillar that Catkin isn’t sharing
-One more step
-Ginger looks around
-Purple algae making a pond purple
-The algae is smelly
-“Lavender algae that smells like cheese”
-Rory eats some, chases it down with a rock
-We Journey
-Rory hunts
-Injured capybara…
-Dead Capybara
-Catkin is definitely wearing a cursed earring that is very resistant to being removed
-We keep going
-Ginger looks around
-Mushroom cave 2: With a tree this time
-…Ocean in a tree?
-…Ginger investigated, aaaand it’s gone
-We stay for the night
-Gowyn and Catkin are in a standoff over the who… earring thing
-Water purifier means free water for the night
-Rory Makes Amazing spark to like Diana’s Amazing firewood
-The capybara meat that was gathered is cooked
-Naomi throws tea leaves, glowy mushrooms, and purple algae, into some stream water- salty water
-it forms a mysterious mozzarella like blob, it’s blue and glowing and wobbly
-Rory is asleep - and floating, probably from the algae?
-Naomi eats some of the blob, immediately feels dehydrated, and slams into the ceiling
-Catkin licks some and has floaty hair
Weird Cheese:
- 1 x lavender Encante algae
- 1 x glowing blue mushroom
- a pot of salt water
- a handful of tea leaves
Stir on high heat for ten minutes until solidified
(Known to cause floating and instant thirst)
-We will wake up on day 7`