Numishoni Notes

-Naomi is off doing alchemy training
-Sai is off frolicking in a field
-The group is the three amigos, Zalac, and Diana
-We have… no idea what to do
-We go to an incantation store
-Catkin and Gowyn both sell spells (Destiny is annoyed how much money Gowyn got)
-Ciaran offers to help us all make a potion each to sell
-We make our way to a local park to go look for plants
-Catkin intends to make cold blast a potion… ice molotov, and needs mint leaves or holly
-Gowyn wants to make a bottle of dark fog, and needs… pretty much a whole thing of mint
-Rory, much to Ciaran’s relief, tries making a strength potionand needs daffodils
-Diana goes for a healing potion and needs willow bark
-Zalac wants a shock potion, and needs stinging nettles

-Rory (with Gowyn’s Trust) casts wild magic to search underground
-Rory succeeds! And then manages to dig up a rock
-They realise it’s a rock, and decide it just might work anyways…

-Catkin and Gowyn find a mint garden that has broken containment and take As Much Mint As They Can (Legally)

-Zalac has no idea what a stinging nettle is, and only puts 2 and 2 together at the literal last second

-Sheep looks around, finds a rock and realises that “Hey- that’s what Rory dug up”
-Rory thanks her with a pet and Sheep does Not headset him

-Diana was standing right next to a willow tree, takes some bark, and is unfortunately unable to regrow anything

-Rory lights a fire, and Ciara provides us with cauldrons filled with enchanting water

-Catkin… knows they have mint
-Gowyn knows which part of the mint is which
-Rory knows rocks and rocks want a crushing
-Diana understands how to prepare the willow pretty well
-Zalac throws in a Load Of Leaves

-Ciaran has Spoon
-Catkin successfuly infuses a bottle of mojitov
-Gowyn makes 2 bottles of fog
-Zalac somehow makes 6(!?!) bottles of lightning

-Ciaran is skeptical of this cauldron of mud
-Gowyn uses trust on Rory again

-Rory has a 2 use potion of… something?
-It definitely might be a potion

-Ciaran takes us to the local apothecary
-Ciaran agrees to sell… all the potions except for Rory’s
-Rory somehow manages to sell his bottled mud
-Gowyn settles their debt with Catkin, but Sai is MIA and unavailable to be paid

-We visit the market for rations and water and make camp for the night, Rory stands guard

-Day 35
-Ciaran really wants to know why we’re doing this
-Gowyn vents about the divorce a bit- it was a really bad divorce
-Zalac is… weirdly happy to be going to Padshiy
-Ciaran has already had enough of hearing about Gowyn’s divorce
-Opinions are… mixed on the what to do about this whole adventure
-Ciaran explains the history of hiihirokane swords
-It was made to be used as wands with which to cast Any Spells
-the soul destroying swords caused a war that almost destroyed the Golems before the Moirai exiled the survivors
-Naomi kicks in the door and gets caught up

-We really don’t like the idea of the magical British Museum having this sword
-But also... not the government either
-So like… plan: we steal it… hide it… figure out how to destroy it… profit?
-We need to figure out how to get from the portal to Padshiy
-Catkin is hunting for slurs to call people
-Zalac finds a travel guide and reads through it
-Catkin discovers a potential avenue for racism (But doesn’t take it- it’s an anti-racism book (Also they don’t read it very well)
-Gowyn finds a mimic book
-Rory finds a sorcery book
-Rory reads it and learns a new skill! (Fit to fight)
-Gowyn manages to figure out that the mimic is just on the cusp of adulthood (Once in this campaign, Gowyn can attempt to convince Sheep the Goat the Mimic to become a different creature)
-Naomi reads about magical cheeses and… the cheese is probably growing mould
-Zalac reads the Zaridaro travel guide

-Zaridaro has a teleportation network that can get you to the closest city within a day… then you’ve got a hike to the border
-Sailing from Rutas… probably isn’t the vibe
-There may be a teleport link to Utopia but that’s… bad idea- hard to do, and the sea on between is brutal
-There may be someone in Zamorysk waiting for us that works with Malco
-We *could* go to Quinjaria, portal to the capital Duhuí… they’ve got trains but no portal link

-We will try Zamorysk first, and then see what’s what and what’s next

-We are trying to convince Ciaran to join on us on the adventure, and it seems to be going well… they seem to be interested in visiting Duhuí (Gay City)

-Gowyn spots a sketchy group with sketchy possible plans involving the elemental table
-They have a book on the table and a plan to meet at dawn
-…Sus

-We eat and sleep

-Day 36
-We make our way to the elemental table with like… almost 0 stealth
-Except for Naomi who is sneaky as heck but dragged down by the group
-Catkin is Eepy as heck, they haven’t woke up
-Zalac got Freaking Slapped Awake
-Gowyn was awoken by sheep
-We find a coupe of people ‘doing maintenance’ on the table with a bag
-Gowyn bluffs asking if they changed the schedule and they look nervous
-Gowyn gets absolutely nailed with a mysterious force to the face… it is unclear if their nose is broken

-Fight
-Colaz casts sudden speed on Naomi and then sprints after the assailants, with Ginger riding atop their head
-One of them turns, sees Colaz and attempts a spell
-Naomi Catches up to them and manifests claws
-Ginger casts tangle upon one of them
-Zalac attempts to use sudden speed
-The other one casts a fire punch at Zalac, hit
-Catkin goes to cast a spell… with a poem
“Skibidi rizzler ohio sigma
You have just contracted ligma
As deadly as an ancient dragon
Deez Nuts”
It freezes the target’s balls and knocks the guy prone. It is called “Freez Nuts”
-Rory dashes forward and tries to cast tremble to knock the tangled one prone
-Diana has been blinded by… something
-Sheep could not give less of a fuck, eats grass
-Diana screeches anomalistically as hell
-Gowyn spots a seemingly invisible thing in the grass, and casts blindness on it- They tell no one
-Calaz tries to scare them into shitting themself, has the bag they had
-One of them is scared as hell- the one with frozen balls
-The other one makes a grab for the mystery bag
-GINGER LEAPS IN FROM THE TOP ROPE
-Zalac is built different, doesn’t care about the punch. Casts a shock on the guy with the balls-
-Catkin casts bounce and comes down scratching the hell out of a thug (not the balls one)
-Rory knocks not the balls one unconscious
-The invisible person… goes somewhere?
-Sheep spots the invisible one
-Diana tries to help Gowyn up… doesn’t work
-Gowyn gets up and shoots a warning
-Calaz takes the bag and books it, but some crystals are falling out
-Naomi opts not to bully balls guy, looks for the invisible one. They’re next to balls guy. They cast tangle on them.
-Ginger pounces on invisible guy, and turns invisible
-Zalac pursues Colaz, picking up the falling crystals
-Balls guy rises and grabs invisible guy’s wrist- Balls guy is now invisible balls gut
-Catkin freezes them in place with cold blast
-Rory freaking sits on them, and they give up

-We let them go, on the agreement that they piss off and we get to turn in the thieves
-Then invisible guy darts at Keuthorne
-Gowyn fumbles the poem they were going to cast
-They make it inside somehow?
-Diana and Rory try to go after them
-Gowyn manages to use their poem spell, freezing Diana’s legs and they fall
-Catkin is unable to freeze Rory’s balls
-Luckily, Ivy drags the thief out of Keuthorne just before Rory could make it in
-Ivy, who seems greatly displeased at being woken up at this hour
-Ivy is mollified when given the stolen magus crystals although she herself cannot fix the table
-Apparently a friend of hers knows how but they “just left”
-Uh oh… expedition is expoditioning?

-The week passes
-Zalac gets a ticket and loses all their remaining money
-Rory makes bank, they earned 90 coin, before spending 30 on their ticket
-Everyone else had a significantly less eventful week (and acquire portal tickets)
-As far as we know, Sai is still frolicking in a field somewhere, possibly still in bunny form